Probably the best Subaru ad ever. Probably.

"80CobraKid" (80cobrakid)
10/26/2013 at 22:50 • Filed to: Best of Craigslist, Subaru

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/412305…

$2500 until Wednesday October 23rd, because I found a car I need to fund.

Do you like to have sex? If so then buy this wagon. I traded my MR2 for this. It has a digital dashboard, which is a known pantie dropper, look at those 90s Cadillac Devilles they have a digital dashboard look how many people buy those, nobody really wants a FWD V8 (given Cadillac's digital dashboard is not as cool as this one though)

Also this hog is All Wheel Drive (peep the bitchin factory AWD Turbo stickers), not like that FWD nonsense like most of these! You can get through anything in winter with that, or in summer go muddin and pull off some sick axis drifts like the real honey badger you are.

Feel like a Subaru from the 80s is slow, its okay this has a Turbo FROM THE FACTORY! Yeah, super rare, 7% of all GLs had that option. 111 HP and 134 lb-ft of torque that means even with large marge in your car you'll be pulling like the Millennium Falcon on the Kessel Run! This pretty much is a WRX from the 80s and its got an automatic transmission which means even your grandma can drive it!

This is also a wagon, that means you can fit 5 people in it comfortable and still have cargo space for days. my record is 5 people and camping gear for all of them for a weekend. And if you're homeless this car is the best to sleep in, plenty of space and doesnt leak water or get cold fast. This also is the perfect car for someone in a band, because despite how bad your band may be you can still get all your stuff in this car and probably a past her prime groupie.

Let out you wildest fantasies in this 5 door dream machine, Magnum P.I. has nothing on you!

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